Make-up 4 Life

Do you guys agree with this statement, "There are no ugly girls but only lazy ones." ?? For me, I kinda agree :P A girl's beauty definitely needs alot of care and maintenance :)

Believe it or not, make-up can really transform a person from a zero to a hero! There's no magic in it but just purely... an art :)

Well, I'm sure most of you have heard about our beloved friend, Jacquelyn Soon Jade Imm is now on the way to become, ahem... a professional make-up artist and not just a painter. Lolz! :P

Here are some of the photos from her competition some time ago ;)

Finally, I got to see her artwork again after years of disconnection from Art Class in school.. Hahaha!

yerps! Jacq in the middle and those were her models for the competition...

If you think this girl looks somewhat familiar to you, like you've heard or seen her somewhere before but can't recall...

Choya is here to refresh your memory...

yerps! that's the Jacquelyn I meant :P

Unfortunately, she did not win because there was this crazy guy with his crazy artwork of a phoenix that pawned the rest of the contestants that night....

Photo courtesy of Mr. Anu...

Impressive! By the way, can you tell that the model is actually a 40+ bobo auntie? Haha!

Oh well, now you must have understood my meaning of MAKE-UP DOES REALLY TRANSFORM right? Hee! If you do it professionally laa~ Haha! But if you still insist that it does not.. well, I stand to my case with the following evidences:-

Hot Celebrities!

Jennifer Lopez

Eva Longoria

Hillary Duff

Cameron Diaz

Pamela Anderson

After adapting to my course, I realise that, natural beauty only comes from within a person but not the outer appearance. For a girl to look and feel good, she can't possibly run away from these 2 things: PAIN and MONEY (cha boh ai sui mai mia) :P

Just like during waxing, when the therapist strips the wax, you can see the girl's eyes go watery implying the pain but when asked if she is feeling alright, she goes YES ABSOLUTELY (when it's not really :P)

A Flower

I have a flower, solemnly planted in my heart
Which in turn, harbours a collection of vague feelings felt within the heart
Throughout the daylight and noctime
Just like any other emotions filled mortal
I waited patiently for the fated someone...
To enter my dream

A flower,
That sways in the mortal world
A flower,
That gracefully dances with the wind
I hope for a pair of warm and gentle hands
To ease the loneliness and insecurities felt within the heart

A flower,
With floral scent sweetly permeates the entire stem
Who will come with a genuine heart...
To seek the fragrance and set it free with a true intention?

A flower,
Does not bloom for eternity but ever so shortly
Extreme weather of the summer or
During the cold winter
After enduring all it could
A flower,
Breaks and fall

Just like a woman
That resembles a flower
Beauty and admiration,
Exists ever so temporarily...
Like a dream

I have a flower in my heart
That will continue to harvest
A true passion and its true love
That is not understood by anyone

But why?
As the wild weeds have already conquered the entire hill
It is most painful to be a lonely fragrance that may only elicit self admiration

If ever
You smell a thick lingering floral scent
Never to ask
For whom the flower blooms

Having loved before, the severity of passion is known
Having hurt before, the severity of intensed pain is known
Having drunk before, the possessive alcohol content of liquor is known

Fate does not pause
It comes and it goes
Like the wind of the spring

A woman's beauty resembles a flower
While a flower exists only ever so temporarily...
Just like a dream

-inspired by Anita Mui-

Life In Venus

"Men are from Mars, Women from Venus"

I'm sure most of you must have heard about this but what exactly define the differences in these 2 different species?

To us girls, there's just one ultimate answer for guys, male ego knows no bound :)

To the guys, girls' fluctuating emotions are always scary :S

Though both Men and Women differ from one another physically as well as emotionally, it's very creative of God to create such a concept of opposite attraction. To bring 2 people with totally different personalities and perception in life together as 1. No matter what, in the end of the day we still find that we actually need one another to move on in this life regardless of how much ego that knows no bound or how scary are the fluctuating emotions can be :P

I'm not a guy so it's impossible for me to know how exactly it feels living in Mars but standing in the position of a 101% straight girl, I can tell you exactly how it feels living in Venus - bittersweet :) For you intruders (Marsian) who are somewhat curious about us, you are most welcome in this particular blogpost tonight :) Free tickets to Venus are hard to get so treasure this special moment :P Bon Voyage~

"Only Men can give what a Woman wants and needs but only Women understand what a Woman wants and needs"

I agree that it has never been easy for a guy to understand what a girl wants especially emotionally. No matter how macho and egoistic guys can portrait themselves but they will always find themselves lost in the mystic world of Venus, almost everytime ;D So it's useless for you guys to question one another about the doubts you have about your girl cuz it usually doesn't help much but to ask the opinion of a female third party will always help :) Hee...

Girls are naturally sensitive creatures, one of our ultimate weakness but also our most deadly lethal weapon (women's instinct are proven to be accurate 9.9 out of 10 times) The choice is either for us to confront the truth that might leave us devastated OR we prefer to pretend like we had not known bout anything so as to shield us from being hurt and dwell in despair. Women can be stupid at times, I have to admit, especially when it comes to Love. Strictly at all age :D

Even though our hearts are fragile, it's never easy to kill a girl's love and affection for you as our love has no boundaries. No matter how much pain a relationship brings, so long as her feelings is still there then forgiveness is almost guaranteed everytime. But once her feelings faded, it's really the end of the story. Girls can really be heartless creatures at times :S That's why it's risky for you to test your girlfriend's tolerance, you wouldn't want that day to come, worst with no signs nor alarms :( Women forgive but not forget.

To us, there is nothing more important in a relationship than mutual trust. Stability is the key to fulfilling a woman's needs. A woman needs to know that you will always be the one there whenever she needs someone. Trust speaks to her most fundamental feelings about security in a relationship. Knowing that you're faithful to her, physically and emotionally, is the most important element you can provide in the relationship.

I.Love.You doesn't come easy from our mouth. It just comes naturally when the right time comes around and you'll be surprised why out of a sudden ;D


On the flip side, a girl needs to know and feel that you trust her as well. Constantly nagging her about where she has been, who she has been out with and how she dresses will only act to cause a deep rift between you and her. However, no matter how "irritating" we might feel but there's always a tingling sensation deep in our hearts that says "He cares..." (Seasoned with a little bit of jealousy) :P Well, a little bit of jealousy is good for the soul. Hee!!! In a nutshell, believe in yourself, your girl, and your relationship will speak on its own. Confidence is a major aspect a girl is looking for in a guy :)

It's no doubt that as the time around the month comes, we tend to get really moody :S To you guys, bleeding is just a natural occurance and you guys have no idea why girls have to make a huge fuss out of a few teaspoon of blood. True. We don't know why we have to either but we just feel like it :) For fun maybe :D Well, the truth is usually in times like this we sought for nothing else but just a companion that is considerate, thoughtful, and kind. All we need is just someone who'll listen to our complaints (no matter how uncomfortable it is), someone who'll bring us Motrin when MS-ing and someone to bring our pets out for a walk in the cold morning. Many couples think that sharing about menstrual topic is such a nonsense but not realising it's just one of the cleanest and purest intimation :) Should be glad that she trusts in you ;) Women spend a lot of time nurturing you, so its only fair that you return their favour once in a while.

bloody hell

"Women need a partner who is like their best friend; someone who celebrates their successes and commiserates with their failures."

Women are always talking about wanting respect from the opposite sex, but unless you're a woman you can never really understand what this truly means. A little bit of fighting-for-your-rights attitude might let them accuse you of being insensible and not showing enough respect. Too much giving in attitude will just train them to disrespect you. How much to give in and how much to give out?? It's quite s subjective issue actually. Girls naturally like to be persuaded because we just like the extra attention given to us which most of the time it makes us feel as though we have the power to influence :P After all, women are more emotional than men and sometimes we just need a little reassurance that we're respected for all the things that we've done and sacrificed.

Women always feel that if the man they're with is the right man and if he really loves her, he'll instinctively know what to do to please her without having to ask. There's nothing special anymore right if we were have to constantly ask for something that favours us and not something comes out naturally from the right person. This is usually a very sad phenomena to us :( Sincerity?? What is that we wonder... White lies perhaps~

You can be fully puzzled why one small little verbal mistake you commit can change a girl's mood in a split second. But sometimes, it's also some kinda small small things that will make our day. In many cases if you offer to do something your girl will tell you not to worry about it anyway, but you have no idea how happy she would feel that at least you offered. It's all those little things that really pay off after all :) Kebahagiaan wanita adalah bagi seketika.

Sense of security in a guy?? It's something that cannot be seen nor touched, almost unreachable but we can somehow sense it whenever he's around, in whatever he does and almost everything makes us feel, safe. Not to worry if you do not hold black belt in Karate or Taekwando because being fit physically is not the major concern but it's just the feelings that is beyond description :) It can be as simple as being someone who is completely independent and initiative. It's a good feeling to us girls whenever we enter the car, we don't have to worry about the issue where to go as everything is well planned and all we have to do is just to sit back, relax and enjoy the journey. Great sense of humour and direction cannot be missed too :P
Anyways, when is the last time you remember that when you are walking by the roadside of a busy street, you take the initiative to offer the girl to walk in the inner lane?? It's either you have done it or never :P


I guess that's pretty much all about us Girls/Women/Ladies/Females that I have covered this time around :P I bet there are plenty that I'd eventually left out too but at least it's better than nothing :D Initially, I had planned to publish this post during Valentine's Day but somehow, I had no mood and I dragged it on until today. Earlier, I thought of dropping this idea too as it's not relevent anymore publishing it now but somehow I need something like this to blend in with my current blogsong. It's nice, isn't it?? Would You Be There by Redwan Ali.

My message to all you guys is that, life in Venus is not a bed roses yet it's not a nightmare either. As I said, Bittersweet experience :) Anyways, I hope that this blogpost of mine does help in making you guys realise and treasure that special someone that might drives you nuts at times but also the person who brings joy and shares the most memorable times in life with you. Girls are nothing but just girls as they are :)

F.I.N.A.L.L.Y

Walking In The Shoes Of Girls

WeeeHooo~!! Happy HoLIdaYz everybody!!! This is indeed the very last school holidays for the Upper 6s species, right? After STPM, the chapter of our schooling life will come to an end and boop, the END of our Book of School. Coming up would be several new books to be authored but I'm sure none of them would sound as interesting as the days we had in school, as a carefree teenager.

Okay, this particular entry of mine this time has got nothing that concerns about anyone but, I just feel like blogging it at my own pleasure :D It's all about Walking In The Shoes Of Girls. It can be quite sensitive though, if one isn't open enough.

A killer stiletto by Manolo Blahnik.
Fancy to have a walk or two in this pretty pair of stilettos??

While I was clearing up my study desk early this morning, I saw this book being sandwiched between my Chemistry and Biology Text Book, that I've yet returned it to its owner. Honestly, I've never touched a single line of it yet after one full year. I felt so tempted to uncover its contents so I threw myself on the bed and started combing through the pages.

Life on Mars: A man's sense of self is defined through his availability to achieve results.
Life on Venus: A woman's sense of self is defined through her feelings and the quality of her relationship.
Alright, so Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, then where are Ah Gua(ssSss) from??? :P

MYTH and FACT

So they say that all the cooking and kitchen stuff should be reserved for only WOMEN, but why MOST reputable chefs ARE MEN?

So they say that WOMEN love to make-do their hair, but why are MOST top creative hair designers are MEN?? Seriously, when you visit a salon, the GIRLS are often being positioned as SHAMPOO GIRLS.

So the WOMEN love to wear high heels & super high stilettos but guess what, the world class top shoe designers go to the MEN again... Jimmy Choo & Manolo Blahnik.

I've been a girl for 19 years and 8 months and 14 days, and honestly, life's truly a roller coaster. Our mood is ever so unpredictable and it's always NOT OUR FAULT, blame the hormones! Should you think that it's just as easy as ABC to get to understand girls through a book, then let me just confirm the answer with you, IT'S NOT. It's best to observe and hear directly from them, what a girl wants.

Okay, what makes US girls so different, unusual, atypical, peculiar, special, strange or whatever vocabulary that might be flashing across your mind now that describes about GIRLS. To the boys, the most obvious contrast would be :

But, it's one HEAVEN MORE THAN JUST THAT.

First Rule : THE PERIODIC TABLE

Not the periodic table as in the one in Chemistry:

Does this look too easy for you now???

But, what I meant is this Periodic Table below:

Have any idea on how to interprete this???

This calender is specially customized for girls and it depicts more than just simple messages of when a girl is expecting to menstruate or their mood & temper to flaunt during PMS, it too, signals the kesuburan tanih. Better be familiar with it if you don't want an unexpected Happy Birthday To You..~

I remember there was once, Chee Keong raised a very queer question that sounded somewhat humourous at the same time. Typical boy...

Chee Keong: Does it feel painful to bleed like this?

Well, there are some girls that feel a little awkward sensation while there are some girls that don't, at all. There are some who suffered from serious abdominal cramps and neh neh soreness while some who would just go hoping and skipping around without feeling affected, at all.

A trusted brand of pek loti...KOTEX!
KOTEX's, WHISPER's or even SOFY's pek loti(s) have got wings..

..but NOT..

GARDENIA

There was once a short man had a confusion between those sanitary pad brands and noob-ingly asked,
"Eh, Gardenia got wings one meh??!!"
!!!

Second Rule: BEAUTY UNEXPOSED

~ mmm~

Nowadays, lingeries are so damn expensive. What I meant is, those with qualities and not from the pasar malam that goes: 5 helai 20 ringgit but reliable brands like Triumph and Wacoal that tag hundreds for their masterpieces. These are premium and pioneer brands.

Freshmate: Aren't all bras just the same?? Why so choosy?? No one's gonna see what's underneath right?
"THAT'S RIGHT!"

It's true that no one's gonna really see what's on the inside, whether you're wearing lace or coconut shell or even nothing at all?? But what matters actually is the comfortability and a sense of security, especially for the credits of those with fuller and brigther spotlights :P It's never a wasteful investment to opt for really good ones as they will really hold you into shape. My mum said that, if you wear those without sufficient support, your assets will grow out of shape someday. Papayas? Mangos? Coconuts? Sambal eggy? :P

I agree totally with Siew Lay, there are a lot of girls who actually don't really aware of their right sizes. When hunting for a bra, it isn't just that easy as to tell the sales girl, "Hey, give me an A or F cup." Ok, so she gets you the right size but not the right length, so she got you the right length and the size doesn't really hug you that comfortably. Grrrr.... It ain't easy. Nothing is perfectly balanced and symmetrical in our body, one side can be bigger than the other, a matter of a lot or a little :D

Only the models are....

PERFECT.

Third Rule: GET CAKE-Y

These days, make-up is an art/skill that every girl should acquire. Obviously, one has to be aware of what suits her best and what IS NOT. Too much can be disastrous. You wouldn't want to look like a drama mama or a delicious Tiramisu cake, would you?? Maybe by using a spoon to scrape off the make up is more efficient that using make-up remover.

tell me what's ur flavour.. *DrAma MaMa cake*

Make-up remover suitable for thick cake-up!

Smoky eyes look superb, BUT NOT ON EVERYONE. You have kids nowadays that try to create that effect and FAILED TERRIBLY. It either looks like their mascara has melted or bruised eyes. Wei Lian, I know you got that picture clearly right? :P

I don't deny the fact that I love playing with make-up, but for your info, I'm just a noobshit beginner. So, my skills are quite limited but thank God, but it's good in a way that I dare not attempt any extravaganza look :P So, it's always plain boring. My sister had told me that, it's not a waste to invest on expensive cosmetics cuz, besides a more pleasant finish, it too, brings least damage to your skin. The fact that, no matter what kinda great and reliable cosmetic you use, COSMETICS ALL DAMAGE YOUR SKIN. So, the lesser the better. You wouldn't want ur facial skin to look like tree bark after some time, would you?

Tools for a noobshit beginner.

Tips: Cleanse your brushes often if you don't want your face to berkulat. *Dusty bacterias* It's good to store them in a brush pouch.

Fourth Rule: SHOP TILL YOU DROP

Okay, girls never get enough of shopping. We declare our very own Chinese New Year and Sale season, which is, ALL YEAR ROUND. But guys nowadays are at equal as us when it comes to shopping, very VERY metrosexual. Don't be surprise to see guys at SK II counter or even, some with shaved brows ^_^ and waxed legs. Serious!

So this is my empty wardrobe...

There are plenty more "orbitals" to be filled.. :P

But I'm growing fatter and fatter as the days gone by, and it's depressing there are lotsa of them that I can't fit into anymore :P Is that an excuse for another shopping galore? My mum complains that I'm fat, my brother responded CHAI TIOK HO when I told him my tummy gets rounder and Haresh(R.S) saying, "Bye Bye Fatty" before he stepped into the custom checkpoint. And even, somebody dropped me a comment in Friendster, saying I grew FATTER. ISHK.. ARGHHH....

I MUST LOSE SOME WEIGHT DURING THIS HOLIDAYS. I MUST, I SHALL, I HAVE TO... i'll try.. :P

Maybe I can try this pose for Key CarLow Xeeong after I lose 5 kgs...

155 cm version of Megan Fox sounds good?
man bu chuo ba?? LOL!

Fifth Rule: BOYS WE LIKE

Okay, this rule may not be accurately applied to all girls but at least, I know it does to many of my cool girlfriends and also MYSELF :P But not for Ai Phing :)

..SPORTSMEN ARE SEXY..

I love to watch Badminton Tournament but to be honest, I suck in this sports though I love to play. But at least I tried, right? :P And I know how to chiak Huo Kit's bak. Thriumph in the court :P That's what you call am kong.

My all time favourite badminton player, Lin Dan.

Does this pose reminds you of the trigonal planar shape from Chemistry?
By the way, his abs are HOT.
And he's got skills, not a badminton player by name okie!

Okay, I don't play football at all but I love football, ONLY certain clubs and players especially Spanish :P I used to be a fan of Real Madrid cuz I was deeply in love with Raul Gonzales. Then his prestasi suddenly menjunam, I had no choice but deviated to Reyes which was previously from Arsenal but then sold back to his country club: Real Madrid. Suddenly, Kaka came into place...

Siew Lay, this one is specially for you... :P

Hot ka beh si....
I've changed my mind about Brazilian footballers :P

What do we mean when we say that a guy looks simply irresistable, HOT and SEXY?

We definitely don't mean this at all...

We don't fancy being suffocated when hugging, AT ALL!
When we utter, GREAT BODY, it doesn't mean having bulges of muscles like this..AT ALL!

What we mean is this...

He's Daniel Wu, not Kah Sing ay.. :P
*my heart is skips a bit*
LOL!

And you have Wai Yan, Wei Lian and Mine ALL TIME FAVOURITE...

100% Grade A

Last Rule : YES NO, MAYBE, WE DON'T KNOW~

When we girls say No, does it really mean No? Sometimes Yes, sometimes No. So, Yes or No? No one knows, only we know :D

If you interview 9 out of 10 girls, they'll tell you that FLOWERS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY. Might as well give us more $$ to shop or shower us with diamond platinum.

Diamonds are every girl's bestfriends..

Girl: Darl darl~ Look at this ring, it's the latest leh, nice hor??
Boy (sweating): Nice nice.. You like it is it? I buy for you loh..
Girl (over the moon but shy shy at the same time): Oh, no laa.. Just think that it's nice nia lor. So expensive, RM9,999 arr (only :P) No need laa..
Boy (pheeew..lucky me): Okay laaa, lets go then..(zhao zhao..the faster, the better)
Girl: *&$#&%%^$#^*(am dui!!!)

But deep down inside our hearts, when we see a bouquet of flowers being presented before us, we go "Awww...so sweet...." Some of you may oppose this old school of thought but I find that flowers mean something to me, obviously I don't mean everytime couples go for a date or rendezvous must have flowers, okay. Anyone would get sick of that :P What I mean is really, really and really special occasion. That would be sweet like chocolate. Okay, chocolate is a must for Wei Lian. ngek ngek*

But 1 thing for sure,
flowers smell really AWFUL..
buek >.<

Okay that's so little so much so about girls. This post of mine takes more than a day to be completed. Topic and opinions especially regarding girls, are very subjective. Hee! So now you know, what are the WOMEN FROM PLANET EARTH is like... :P