Noob Case

LOlz. I shall begin this post with.... BODY COMBAT CLASS IS NOT FOR A NOOB LIKE ME! Lolz...

Today, as usual.. I went for Gym in Celebrity Fitness. I was planning to spend like an hour for Cardio and 1 hour for Sauna including baths and etc. But fate said otherwise, I bumped into a friend and she promptly invited me to join her for Body Combat. I was hesitating at first but she said it was the first launching with the theme BACK TO SCHOOL, so I decided to give it a try.

That was how my noobness begin....

I was supposed to meet her outside the class at 8.30 p.m but when I reached at 8.25 p.m Everyone was ready inside there, door was closed. Lolz. And I thought it was a good chance for me to slip away. I wasn't ready for it anyways. But again.. FATE SAID OTHERWISE, she saw me and waved me to come in. Lolz.

I positioned myself in the least attractive place in the class. Far to the corner of the class :P And the music started, the trainers got up to the stage.. only to find that my "eye candy" was coaching it! :O He's not local. He looks like a hybrid of Christiano Ronaldo + Fabregas and I knew there were distractions LOLz! I have no idea why it's themed as BACK TO SCHOOL but the trainers were dressed in SCHOOL UNIFORMS. YES! BAD BOYS LOOK.

Lolz. There's only one word for Body Combat. HELL! I was stuck in there for an hour. Imagine that crap. I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. It's just like, you are supposed to follow their guide and seriously, it's very hard to keep up with them. There are so god damn fast in their moves. It would seriously help if they would just face to the mirror than facing the learners, because people get so confused with LEft and Right!!!

Anyways, back to my story.. I guess I'm the worst in the class. LOLz! Everyone was good on their own except me that the trainer came and guided me LOlz! He gave me hand signals how to turn and jump and kick and punch but I was still darn lost in space.. and he eventually gave up! LOLS! Yeah, I'm a noob :P ONLY IN BODY COMBAT I HOPE :P (Apong, shhh... dun mention bout the treadmill okay?) Lolz!

Well, of cuz, it's good to look at other people doing it. Very swift but heck, I can't! It made me felt like I'm Mike Tyson or smth Lolz! Nope, not my cup of tea. I won't do it again. HAHA!

And the climax of the story was....... I LOST MY LOCKER KEYS! Ultimately, according to a Bobo behind me.. she told me that she saw some fuckface pulled his towels and my keys flew along with it.. And she said it dropped into some boxes or some holes or something! And I couldn't find it at all... ARGHH!!!!! It was so close to 10 p.m. and where on Earth I could manage to get a locksmith???!! Even calling the locksmith is a hassle itself, no guys supposed to be in the locker room where girls are only with towels and bras. :S

Most importantly, I was suffering severe dehydration as I left my water bottle in my locker and I absolutely need a towel to wipe off my flowing sweats. I looked HIDEOUS! LOLZ!

That was when it led me a chance to approach my "eye candy" LOLS! I thought of many ways to start a conversation with him but I never would have thought that it would be "I lost my locker keys. Can you please turn on the white lights?" while I looked the worst in my life at that moment. LOLLOLOLS x 1000 million times. NOOB!

So, he went to dig the boxes, the other trainers joined him.. I felt like a complete noob losing her keys that caused by some fuckface trying to pull his towels. He should be the one that supposed to look for it!!!! And I swear, the scene of 3 muscular men finding for some keys in small loops and holes of the box was damn FUNNY! LOLOLOLS!!!

And he found a weird object, something looked like dried onion bulb inside the box and and asked if it were mine, FUNNY IT IS but I was more horrified of the thought of losing my keys :S We looked for a while and I just kept my cool until he said, "Nope, there are no keys here." And my vocab was so fantastic under stress I replied, "Fuck!" LOLz... *Sigh* It's so not decent :S Not impressive at all :S *Sigh*

And that was when another trainer popped up and say, "Don't worry. I've got good news for you. We can cut the lock for you." #%$%$$^^&&^%$##@!!!!&*&^%%%!!!! SHOULDN'T HE SAID THAT EARLIER AND SAVE ALL OUR TIME??!!! The word FUCK COULD HAVE BEEN WAIVED IN THIS CONTEXT! :P HE JUST MADE ME FELT LIKE A COMPLETE NOOB LOSING HER KEYS FOR 10 MINUTES!

So I went to the counter, waited damn long for a Female coming with a huge iron cutter and she followed me to my locker with every girls looking at us and she said. "Awww.. Your lock is so new. I cut it okay?" Lolz.. I told her, "I know. I'm damn new too" Lolz! So she asked how the incident happened and she suggested that I pinned my keys to my towels next time.

I looked at my torn keypad. I looked at my sweat drenched outfit. I looked at my locker again. Good Game! I couldn't bathe at all cuz I couldn't just leave things there unlocked... and for sure, I would have to get into my Vios with the stinky tinky smell. ARGHH!!! I HATE THAT FUCKFACE!!! I threw all my stuff into the bag and stormed out another second. Worst day had in Gym! Nothing would happen if I hadn't joined the Body Combat. Grrr! I was NOOB THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE CLASS. *thumbs up*

Moral of the story: Should you lose your keys in Celebrity Fitness and even if it is close to 10 p.m., you don't need to worry for 1 second. They can cut it for you. And you won't happen to slip the word FUCK to your "eye candy". That is so uncool and... I'm not returning to the Body Combat class ever in my life!

Thank you for spending 3 minutes on this crap. ARGHHH!!!

Golden Globe Freaks

I know, I know~ News & gossips about the recent Golden Globe swirl around Yahoo and you guys don't need this kaypo post from me to get you guys updated.

I'm not trying to copy and paste the big chunk of news here for the sake of keeping my blog alive and kicking, after all... Apong will not accept a copy and paste job. LOLS!

I just... want to express my point of views and some... constructive opinions. Lols! Your comments are most welcome, then :)

First, I'd like to touch on the hit, WORST & BEST DRESSED!

Let's do some little comparison :)

Heidi Klum was one of the best dressed.

I'm just wondering... did she custom-made that gigantic red rose just to fit with her bulb dress or it comes with it as a piece?

Cuz it looks too exaggerating and honestly, I don't know why Heidi Klum could get in to best dressed when a dress like this couldn't?

I don't know who she is but hell, what's wrong with her dress?

She looks so amazingly sweet in it and yet... WORST DRESSED. WTF?

I guess, when you're a supermodel like Heidi Klum, whatever you wear, even a gigantic sized sunflower on your head,

the crowd still think it's IN FASHION :)

Next-o, Megan Fox in the WORST DRESSED colony too!

So tell me, how the hell could they finished Megan Fox off with WORST DRESSED celebrity when Angelina Jolie could get away from it...

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the dress, it's fine actually.

It's so fine that I don't even see anything extraordinary in it to be labelled as BEST DRESSED!

After all, what is there can be wrong for Angelina Jolie?

Angelina Jolie you know? Mrs. Smith in shoots then Mrs. Pitt off shoots?

She with her pouty lips...

She and the multi adopted children with 31st century names :)....

She and her commercial kindness :)..

Mother Theresa of Holywood??

Puhlezz, give a shit to her.

See her chi pung bin oso sien!

Now, Eva Mendes with her.. leftover cloth? :)

Oh yea, she was one of the Best Dressed too and all I think is...
her designer didn't want to waste away the material so...
there it pops! the extended white cloth :)

So, the Critics Board did not miss their attention on Renee Zellweger :)

In a goood? or baad way??

Not so good actually... :O! WORST DRESSED!

To me, it's quite a daring move but I don't think it looks that bad.

I find it pretty classy in a way...but the Critic Board said she looked crappy in the mermaid-looking train :P

Really???

I tot it looks like Ursula's more... :P

But the BEST DRESSED that I don't get it at all is this one....

Tell me, which part of it looks good?

Of the colour and the design, nothing captivates me :O

It looks like some designer had stolen the monk's robe?

FASHION POLICE!!!!!

Done with the Worst & Best Dressed!

Now we shall proceed to the hit, Cutest Couple ;)

Heidi Klum & Seal were one of them :)

Cute?

Yea.. this is Seal upclose :O

He looks abit scary actually if he weren't a Celebrity. Lols! I might think that he's some kinda black mafia dealing with drugs :P

And then guess which couple is next??

Aih... Them again :S

BranGeLiNaaaaaaaa... Nanana nanana nana.. Nananana na nana
The most ultimate attention seekerS of the century, I'd say for the both of them :D

Did you guys know that they ignored Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet??

Take a look...

But I can't agree more that this couple looks really cute together ;D

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Bagai Pinang dibelah Dua :D

Tagged by Lis

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?
Yes. I hate the smell.

2.How about drinking?
Once in a while, it's healthy :)

3. Do you liked someone you can’t have?
I always like people that I can't have! Haha.. Rob Pattinson?? YES! :D

4. If someone liked you right now,would you want them to tell you?
No, not really. I'm pretty busy right now :D

5. Whats your favourite sport?
Swimming perhaps ;)

6.Its saturday night,you’re homealone..what do you do?
Blogging, Surfing & Reading :)

7. Do you like roller coasters?
Stop liking it since.... I watched Final Destination 3 :P

8. When’s the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
Err... the time when I truly know what I want in life.

9. If you could date any celebrity,who would it be?
Lols..... who else? Titi wanna remind me nia :P

10. What are you doing this weekend?
Shopping for CNY

11. Whats is your favourite restaurant?
Anywhere.. but not Miraku, G-Hotel :O

12. Have you ever hugged someone?
Yes.

13. Ever kissed someone you weren’t attracted to?
Yes? No? Maybe??? I don't know~~ Can you repeat the question?? LOLS!

14. Do you like anyone right now?
Ideally.... nope.

15.What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their hair :)

16. Which do you prefer,beach or mountains?
Beach

17. What kind of phone do you have?
Sony Ericsson Z610i

18. Computer or laptop?
Laptop!!

19. Jeans or sweats?
Jeans I guess..

20. Which year has been the best so far?
2007 :)

How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?
Twenty 2 :)

What should you be doing right now?
Studying :P

23.What is your favourite tv show?
ANTM

24. What’s been your last purchase?
Skin Food Seaweed Emulsion Cleanser :)

25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
No!

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
I fell down during hiking on the tar road. LOLS!

27. What do you do when you’re at home?
I read alot.... not coursebook but entertainment stuff :P

28. What is your favourite subject?
Biology

29. What’s the best things happened on you?
Friends & Family :)

30. 5 person to tag :
(1) ApongBalik
(2) Abura
(3) Pinkbag
(4) Noc
(5) Spontaneous Bullshit

F@rk U K@h W#@!, U $@rK

Lolz! I'm outta idea of what to put as my blog title this time, so let just put it as this.. Lols.. Do you feel honoured you si chao lok Khar Wai? LOls!

Lols... Basically, I'm outta words tonight. Really outta words.... So outta words that it makes me... out of words. HAHAHA!

I hate surprises, I really do. Hahaha. Cuz it freezes my mind, ties my tongue, locks my muscles.. burns my soul. Yeah, it is that freaking bad. Lols!

Tonight, had been the freakiest night I ever had. Lols. The story begins with this...

I was supposed to meet Yu Yu at my house at 8.30 p.m. and then my sister called earlier in the afternoon, saying that she would touch down in Penang at 8.00 p.m. So my mum asked me to fetch my sister.

Then I sms-ed Yu Yu, apologising for the potong news. Would have to meet her up slightly later or tomorrow then :S

Then out of the blue~ after I hung up the phone with Yu Yu not too long ago, my mum called me from the room and said that she would go herself to fetch my sis since Yu Yu was coming to find me. Random.

So, I heed her advice and stayed home then. Some catching up stuff is good for the soul :) Actually I heard some noises from the stairs already. Thought my neighbour was having some kinda party :P

So around 9.00 p.m., Yu Yu turned up while I was feeding Mikey his dog food. She had a bottle of Sparkling Juice in her hands. Lols. So funny. HAHA!

Then we spent less than 1/2 hour of talk in my room and Yu Yu suddenly decided to go up to the rooftop to enjoy the view. Well, I made 2 glasses of Sparkling Juice and walked our way up to the rooftop then.

As we drew closer to the entrance, I realised there were these candles litted up on the floor, flickering an odd number-21. Lolz. I knew then what was going to happen. Swt! Yu Yu betrayed me :P

I immediately turned my head down and there! I saw ZX and the other boys coming up and daa daa boom! The door across me opened and I saw Ai Phing, Yi Ling then Jay Lin holding a birthday cake and CRASH! Nadialisa & Jane were there too! I mean, Lols NADIALISA, JANE & HOLY CRAP.. CONNIE CHENG WY KIN!!!!!! If Connie wasn't a surprise then I really don't know what else surprise could mean now. LOLS!

Lols. I had known her for 10 years and she had never once turned up for my birthday even she was cordially invited. And now, out of the freaking purple moon.. SHE WAS THERE~~!

And they began to sing a birthday song to me which that was really the first time I felt birthday song was too long. ZzzZ.. :P And I Made a wish.. as simple as.. shhh :P

I was outta words, speechless and I really didn't know what to say. It was as if I was raised up and only taught of the words: My God, Thank you, Surprised. Crazy. I just didn't know how to act. What am I supposed to do next. Lolz!

I know I looked stunningly stupid and totally crappy with my hair simply tied up, with ragged short pants and a torn Coca Cola tees :P I looked like I just finished painting my house :P Never to forget my pink Bata slippers. Crap that! And the last time I bathed was like 2 p.m. HAHA!

I stood there several minutes with the cake in my hand. Thanking and laughing and that was all I knew. Then Ai Phing reminded me that I should cut my cake, well thanks girl. I was dumb struck HAHA!

Luck was not on our side as it started drizzling. Oh noes, we just had to move back into my house. My house. Lolz.. I admit, it's a pathetic small tau kua sized nest, with my brother's kiki kak kak all around the place. Lols, I just want to say SoRRy FriEnDS for stuffing you guys in a small room :P It was better than the rain right- at least :S

We wanted to go for dinner but we ended up staying in the small room talking for a while till some of them had to make a move. It was pretty late then at 11.00 p.m. we finally thought of going somewhere else for supper :) We went Northam Beach in the end. We finished off around at 1.00 a.m.

That was my birthday bash in advance :D 1st Dec 2009. I said I expected something great to happen this year but never thought that it was this soon. LOLS!

Anyways, I have some messages here, dedicated to each and everyone of you here who made my night :)

Yu Yu- Thank you so much for being part of the organiser. Lolz. I'll always remember this and you owe me a big deal for it. LOLS!

Yi Ling- LOLS! I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU DIDN'T END UP CALLING THE WHOLE 5 Sc 1 HERE! Hahahhaha! Ling!!! :P

Ai Phing- Well, thank you for the cake. I know it's not your idea but Tsu Hong's :P So thoughtful of him. Appreciate it :D

Jacq- You cheeky little corporate girl. LOLS! I really appreciate your time here, I know you are one busy personnel now. HAHAHA! Catch up soon.. and lets lose our weight HAHA!

Jay Lin- Lolz. I regretted didn't smash that cake onto your face :P since it was in your hands! HAHA! But really thank you for coming up all the way here for this crazy thing :P I love that fragrant sticks. But not going to stick them into any holes in my body HAHA!

Nadialisa- Lolz You are one of the surprise itself. I would really want to catch up with you on another date. I mean, tonight was so surprising I just didn't know what else to say :) Thanks for coming and the gift.

Jane- This time you were not seen flying like you were seen in Yu Yu's birthday last time huh? Lolz. Got some skills already I see. HAHAHA! Thank you thank you for your gift. When I reached home, my mum already stole it and placed it in her room. Swt :P

Connie- You chau lok! Lols.... How dare you berkomplot with them to do this to me! Haha. One day you'll know the consequences :P

Huo Kit- Baldy, grow your hair! Lols. Thanks for coming. I don't have anything to say to you since you're bald now. LOLS.. Joking! Yeng la yeng la!

Kah Whai- Fark U! U sark!!! Actually.. I know who is that Cam Gigandet. haha!

Siew Lay- U suck even more cuz you weren't here. Kononnya Chibi Maruko live. Lan got la you! LOLS!

Hock- I decided to end this friendship with you as soon as the clock struck 12 am last night actually. Lolz! You know what's the reason, don't you.? VV! Hhahaa! But since you drove all the way from Tesco Xtra to here. I give you double credit. Now you're no longer WCF.. You are... BFITEU, Decipher tht! :P You left your bookmark in my room :P

ZX- Wah down. Tonight you were haunted by Jagung Muar Chee I see.. HAHA! Maybe jagung would be the key to your weight gaining? Lols. Random I am. I wasn't that random until I got to know you years back. HAHA! And I notice something bout you. You can't take Sparkling Juice at all. You get uncontrollable :P HAHA

Prashant- Thanks for being part of this. Appreciate it. AHAHA but I'm jealous that you're hair is trendier than mine. Lols! Sorry for all the shortage :P My unit is not so spacious as yours :P

I guess I didn't miss out anyone rite? Hee! O-yea. I din know you guys brought 2 extra bottles of Sparkling Juice. I just realised it :S Sorry. SHud have shared them with you guys instead of plain water :(

Lols. Though I hate surprises, I will always adore you guys and girls for making my 21st year on Earth a truly memorable experience :) Lolz. Now I understand why Bella hates surprises. HAHA! It really caught me off guard and I don't like being... a helpless noob :P Well unless... Rob Pattinson is part of it. LOLS! I'd die 1 million times for this surprise HAHAH! JK!

Thank you lu lang! LOLS. Love you guys and girls.. LOTS! Nites.

Tang Yuan

It has been a while since my mum last "soh yee" :P Cuz none of us at home is a fan of "yee". Lolz! I wonder what's "yee" called in English. Mmm.. let me see *thinking hard*. Could it be... glutinous rice flour balls? That's one heck of a long name :P

Thanks to my noob bro that suddenly developed cravings for "yee" so my mum took the hassle to make some this year, though it was way pass the "yee" season :P My mum doesn't really fancy colourings in her cooking so she only made yellow ones for us :P Nope, not banana. Not lemon too.. ah ah.. not nangka/ cempedak either :P

BorinG bUt TaStY HuaN ChU fLaVouRed BaLLs!

sweet sweet potatoeS!

We got very excited when my mum asked us to help her in the kitchen, the feeling was like.. getting kiddy all over again :P But a good daughter like me would obviously help her right from the start till the end ler.. LOLS! Unlike my noob bro! He offered to help us but after 4-5 biji he complained "Sien lo, bo ho ee eh. Mai cho liao" *&^$#%&... "Chiak toh gao, cho toh mm cho ho ho" I snapped :P

But after a while, Chin joined us and my bro came again. Luckily before he set his hands on the dough again, Chin was quick enough to urge him to go wash his hands. She saw him scratching his pants (butt!) just seconds ago~ LOLz! YuCkS.... lucky US :P

The usual him, after another 4-5 biji. He started to get bored again and he was seen making funny funny shapes of "yee". Pillow shaped, pig shaped and hell lots more but was flattened by my mum after each and every, asked him not to play play. Lolz! Well, only one cute one survived, made by Chin. Haha!

TaDaa!

PiGgY!!!!

Back view!!

Chubi neeh~

And then it was time to dump them into boiling water!

looking like fish balls... :)

piggy so alone :(

I was thinking of keeping that cute piggy for several days in the fridge. And then my phone rang and I went to pick it up in my room. The next thing I knew was... my noob bro munch it down his stomach already %^&*!#$%%%!!

And have you guys seen Mikey in clothes before??

Here's my Baby :)

mai siao siao.. HOTTIE ok his shirt. Lols!

Messy Christmas

Christmas 2008, another great night spent with my cool buddies.

Nothing special in this post. Just dropping by to wish everyone Merry Christmas!

Best wishes with love from me to you :)

Nights!

*cHix!* I feel good tonight :)

Dun Sked, Dun Sked!!!

Lolz.. Dun sked, dun sked~! It's not about Robert Pattinson nor Edward Cullen in this post Lolz!

Just want to share with you guys a joke my friend sent to me. Haha!

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting for their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and said to the first daddy, "Congratulations Mr. Lee, you got twins!". "Ohh.. maybe its a coincident!" said the daddy. "I am working with the Petronas Twin Towers!"

Then another nurse came out and said to the second daddy, "Congratulations Mr. Bill, your wife just gave way to triplets!" "Wooow, this is a coincident too!" the second daddy exclaimed. "I am working for 3M Corporation!"

Later, another nurse came out and said to the third daddy, "Tahniah Encik Faizal! Isteri you dapat kembar empat lah!" "Alhamdulillah! Mungkin ini kebetulan juga kot, I kerja di Four Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry. All the 3 daddies asked him, why did he seem to worry so much? He then answered....

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"I am working in Seven-Eleven!"

Blissful

Oh My God!!! I'm having 4 days off in a row from Stella-In!!!! Sat-Sun-Mon-Tues... Hmm~ Thanks to all the candidates sitting for their Cibtac Exams next week! ~!YaYS!~

Actually, I got tonnes of assignments in hand.. there's really no reason for me to celebrate at all :P

Anyways, it does not stop me from feeling blissful at all~ :P

I've finally decided to sign up for this...

......??.....

Lets take a closer look, shall we?

a bridal studio?!!! *!*GASP*!*

Unfortunately, I'm not getting married.. YET :P What I've signed up for is the Package for Personal Studio Shots! LalAllalAla~

a RM388 worth promotional package + a free facial worth RM168 in Blissful Spa!

Actually, it isn't just me alone who has signed up for the photography but AiAi as well!! LolZ! So most probably I'll be giving the free facial to her as I'm having free facials almost daily at Stella-In. I find that, this is too nutritious until my skin is turning PINKY!

Speaking about the photography, the package I took comprises of 3 traditional costumes and 1 casual wear! Actually, I bargained hi & low for that deal as the real package comes with 3 casual wear and one evening gown. To me, what is it for by spending hundreds to shoot photographs of casual wear? I might as well just do that at home, right? And evening gown.. almost like a bridal gown is a No-No for me too as I'm not ready for that bridal look :P

So that's how I ended up with traditional costumes! Hee! I mean how often do we get to wear traditional costumes in our lives right? And it's definitely a very pricey hobby if I were to have a collection of them :P So, I would really love to see myself in those costumes, at least once in a lifetime... a pose-y Choya in another dimension. Haha!

Costumes must costumes~

HAHA! Fetish!

Since I was little, I always had the interest of dressing up in traditional costumes. I still remember the childhood times when my cousins would play dressing up with me and we would pull off all the blankets from each and every bed and started coating ourselves with those then trying to walk like a niang niang~ Haha.. Those were the days.

Since there's a limit to my choices, only 3 costumes. I made up my mind and selected my really preferred ones. A hard time deciding as I want to dress up in so many! I have no choice but to let go of.. SAREE! Because I wanted so much to dress in a...

Kimono :)

my all time favourite! :)

ahhh~ exquisite! :D

Lolz! Maybe I shud start practicing this pose! Haha!

Next one would probaby be a...

French Court Dress! Haha!

Just wanna feel like a royalty even just for a couple of minutes :P

I know I know. Sure saying my oriental look boh suit this kinda outfit la hor but what to do.. Haha! Just for one time and we shall see what's the effect later on~ :D

Next, next is a...

Of course a Cheongsam laa! :P

a body to kill... and I certainly do not have it :P

The most anxiety I have is for Cheongsam. Lolz. You see, not everyone can fit nicely into a Cheongsam. Haha! But I still wanna tiao zhan wo zhi chi neeh~ Hee! My legs aren't growing any longer for sure as for other aspects.. erm, I think I can work on it.. ?? Haha.. I foresee myself sucking in my stomach and holding a long long breath for this shot LOLZ! Wish me luck.. if not once exhale PRACCKKKKK! OoooPs~ Haha!

I'm saying in case! Lolz.. Just in case that I failed in the Cheongsam fitting.. Haha.. I have another option to fall on...

I was thinking long enough either having this or a Saree actually...

A HanFu.. (Costume of the Han Dynasty)

it's pretty niang niang actually~

Actually, this costume looks pretty sweet IF ONLY they do really offer the very very very classy type! Lolz.. Cuz if the fashion goes a little bit out of the mainstream.. the effect will bring a total disaster.. Lolz.. Might end up not looking like a Fair Lady but...

A Legendary Prostitute of Ancient China (tn'g lang keh) Lolz!

I'm so not gonna do this by all means! :O

But.. I adore Sarees too.. :(

But then I do not possibly have to wear them all one shot :P Maybe next time.. Haha! I still have Nyonya Kebaya to go too (lazy to find pics d) but errrrR... not baju kurung toh correct dee Haha! :P

But a noob pic will always be the best ;)

and it's free neeh~ Haha! and kindly note that: I DID NOT MAKE-UP FOR MYSELF IN THIS PIC! Ask my artist what happened~ LOLz!

Hysterical Dun Hysterical

You know, I really have enough of this crap. INVATION OF ANTS FROM THE NEIGHBOURHOOD'S "HANGING GARDEN OF BABYLON"

Come on, this is an apartment and even though you love plants, there's a limit to it!!! You can do some small and simple gardening obviously but try not to bring in a forest please???!!!! Damn it. It's not just the stems that grow and the flowers that bloom, the colony of ants multiplying along too. Black, Red, Small or Big.. you have it all. And where do travel for holidays??.... INTO THE HOUSE OF THE INNOCENCE!!!!

Previously, I had a problem with this ants invasion issue from a unit above my floor. If you have paid a visit to my apartment's rooftop, yes... it's that unit that is directly facing the staircase and YES YES YES.. it's Pinkbag's neighbour!!!! :P I had not notice where the ants came from until one day when I parked my car at the 8th floor carpark and when I passed through the miniature forest... MY GOD! I noticed there were these... stretches of ants.. marching everywhere. And the actually found their ways down to my house through one of the side windows, somehow. Sometimes you'll see them loitering in the ceiling. And I feel itchy at the sight of it, what more to say if it bites!!!

It's not the first time that this happens. Each time we send the old batch to heaven using the anti-pest powder, the new batch will come visitting us in less than 3 months.

And recently, there's this new badge that acts rather differently. They don't bite, surprisingly and march in a row but... THEY WALK ALL OVER THE HOUSE SO COMFORTABLY AS THOUGH IT WERE THEIRS AND WORSE STILL, THEY ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO THE ANTI-PEST POWDER!!!! HOW TO SEND THEM AWAY??!!!!!!

Sigh* I really had enough of Kayangan Puri Mutiara. I feel, it's a very bad feng shui here. I can't wait to work my ass off and get enough money to move away from here and start anew. Eventhough it has a nice view from the rooftop but.. everything is just very wrong over here. The people and the management itself.

Did you know that my mum's car was once vandalised so badly that the repair cost nearly 2K? Inside the private carpark itself??? The lid of the petrol tank was dug out and the stud was stolen??? Not forgetting the artistic scratches "finely engraved" on my mum's car. An X at the front and some horizontal lines at the side doors ;) And just recently, her plate number was pulled off and guess where we found it?? Hehe.. Haha.. Hoo Hoo... At one of the drains near the carpark. My uncle found it during his walks... IN LEH~ Actually, it was not only my mum's car was vandalised... there's a list to go... LOLS

Next, a bombing case on the 8th floor carpark... that blew off Pinkbag's father's motorcycle :) What actually happened, I was not sure as it happened around 4 a.m when my uncle.. lols again him, heard a loud BOMB. All I knew was the next morning, I saw a few bangkai motorsikal and a blackened carpark-a portion :)

Lols Next.. Haha.. This is interesting! I still remember that night my brother invited his friend over to our house and they were playing football on the XBox. My uncle, mum and I were just hanging out in the living room with the windows wide opened that clearly overlooked the block directly opposite mine. Suddenly my brother got excited and exclaimed... "oo lang ai tiao lao!!!" (someone's jumping from the rooftop) Then I quickly reached for my phone.. toot toot... toot toot... "Hello, Wei Lian ah.. oo lang ai tiao lao.. kameh chut lai kua.. tui bin nia" HAHAHHAHA! You think I was calling 999? Nah, I did not.. lols.. cuz my brother did.. Haha! The show lasted for about 10 minutes where the lady was saved by Ah Boy, the Guard! Lols Soon, we learned the story that she was dumped by her boyfriend but guess what... she's a kok kok kai~~~ LOls Sometime after the incident, I met her at another incident, a unit got on fire and this time, she was the kaypo on-looker. HAHA!

And my favourite one goes to this couple that stayed on the 5th floor but now moved. Sad for me.. no more shows.. Haha! This couple, they frequently argued and most of the time.. it was in the midnight. The story was, this girl.. she had alot of boyfriends and this guy she happened to be with then was her bestfriend's husband. How did I know? Cuz there was once the wife came and screwed her mah.. And I watched it all from my brother's room... I'm on 7th floor.. the view is just nice.. can see abit into the house also Lols And.. it was loud. I think the entire floor heard too..

Back to the couple.. Then there was a night, this girl was seen making out in the car with another guy, caught red handed by the guy she cohabited with then. Erm.. I did not spy on her but the guy blurted out so loudly in the argument. Lols! Then... the next obscene thing I heard he said was..

Angry Guy: Lu si mm si chin chia sukak ho bo siang lang kan?? (Is it that you like to be fucked by different guys all the time???)

Shameful Girl: ...

Angry Guy: Ho! (Okay!)

Lols.. He then walked out from the house. Shut the woodened door and closed the grill gate and then he stood outside by the window and started knocking it very hardly and shouted very loudly...

Angry Guy: Hello, Hello! Wa eh sai kan lu boh?? (Hello, Hello! Can I fuck you??)

LOLS... I couldnt control myself and blasted a laugh. He heard and he looked up and very quickly I retrieved... Guess he didn't see me.. LOLS!!! But it was damn funny and I just couldn't hold back my emotions :D Arguments are normal but this couple is definitely random HAHHAHA!

Apart from that, I'd also seen a resident being hit my a helmet on his head during a fight and was bleeding badly from his head but I barely knew what was the real story. I was just outside hanging the clothes suddenly I heard some shoutings and pop.. Ahhh~ Then like that lo.. HAHA!

Aihs... LOLS! (I'm not sure what am I feeling, aih or LOLS actually-haha!) What a crazy world right? That's why I said... There's no peace staying here even though it looks like it for most visitors. It's not just the carpark now that is painted "Park at your own risk" but soon, painted on every unit is the phrase "Stay at your own risk" :)

Tale To Be Told

"Da da dakkk dakk da da dakk dakk!!!!!" With eyes half closed, I was trying to reach out for my alarming handphone, placed directly under my bed. I looked at the LCD screen and the clock struck sharp at 7.30 in the morning. Sigh* One hell of a sleepness night I had... again :( Been waking up constantly between every one and a half hours time throughout the whole night, and that was bad!

Then the very first thing I thought to myself was, "Should I just cancel the hiking to Penang Hill today?" ... ... Better not, I'm on my 10 pounds project! So I hurried myself to the bathroom and got everything ready in about 45 minutes. Then, I looked out to the weather outside, it was indeed a bright Sunday morning.

As usual, like any other Sunday, I would go for breakfast with my family and you bet, it was Bak Kut Teh again... I mean, as usual? :) Knowing that I'd be on a hiking plan later, I did not stuff myself too full. Not even half a bowl of rice I took and some little dish here and there. But as I got full, I started to feel a little bit floaty~ :S *Yawns~

So I was about 15 minutes late to Botanical Garden, which I was expecting to see Hock, Apong, Abura and Siew Lay waiting for me at the gate. Unfortunately, Siew Lay wasn't coming along. ~ PPK! And I was the only girl, erm.. nothing is wrong of cuz but then quite down pun la... :) At least got a female company maa...

This was our INITIAL PLAN...

yessh! it's top of Penang Hill!!! hike up all the way from the bottom of Botanical Garden!!!

Actually, I was quite looking forward to this activity since the last hiking I went was JLTC then before that was like 4 or 5 years ago? Yea.. The prime outdoor activity for Karate Club back then was hiking, hiking and more hiking on alternate Saturdays! Not everytime we got to hike up Penang Hill. Most of the time until Moon Gate or something, then we hang out there then back down again!

Only once I was on a mission to hike up to Penang Hill, actually we sorta like did not make it to the top but almost (more than 1/2) but due to some parents who were expecting their children to return at a certain time, so we gotta quit! I was F2 or F3.. couldn't really recall. Haha! The second time they organise, I eventually did not make it cuz was having cramps. Came F4 and F5, my stupid bobo teacher advisor sorta like banned this tradition. I always remember her saying "Cikgu penatlah hari Sabtu nak rehat la..".. Kanneh! Potong!!! So, I was quite excited over this activity this time, probably I have no hindrance to reach the top!!

Last time, mostly I used Youth Park track, this time was Botanical and I was pretty unsure bout the tracks. The steepness was almost similar just that this time I got noob. Haha.. Not even 15 minutes up the stairs, I was already panting and feeling altogether like fainting and giving up!!!!



At first, I was telling myself.. "Tahan! Cannot let Kah Whai laugh at you one" Hahaha! But turned out to be he was a good motivator :P But I still damn down. Just down lor. Just thank god didn't faint and roll down the stairs nia Haha! Over exaggerating neeh.. Haha! But that was definitely the first time I got pawned in hiking. FIRST TIME! All along really thought it's my expertise, but just have to admit. Getting older. HAha! Part of the reason I think I ate too heavy breakfast too :S

I stopped many times, kinda potong pun actually. Haha! I insisted that I quit d but then as I said.. Kah Whai was a good motivator wat. Haha! Finally reached the pitstop and heaven it was! I sat down. Dizzy dizzy dizzy and hurried to the toilet. Guess what? Hhaha.. I hurled. HAhahahah! That was cause I drank too much water!!! But just once and I felt rejuvenated :P Too full stomach is not good for hiking :S

Hang out in the pitstop for 20 minutes or so before we decided to hit the tar road back to ground. It was drizzling already that time then suddenly, praaahhhh... heavy rain. Thank God there was a shelter. And alot of things happened there. Erm.. just nice things :) Hahahaha!

A good weather turned into a bad weather. When the rain started to slow down, we faster made our steps to the tar road so that we won't be stranded again later if the rain starts to pour like cats and dogs again. Zhi Xiang and Hock were roller blading down the hill, leaving behind me and Kah Whai with some bobos.

The tar road was real slippery after the rain pour and the cars kept going up and down the hill and we coudn't really walk in peace. Then came a time I was pawned again :S Shit leh...! Hike up time, weak. Hike down so simple yet....

Just imagine this situation below.....

Situation A

A car was coming up so I walked to the side a little to avoid. There were some dried leaves and rough sands, I knew they were slippery but I thought I could escape the "tragedy" by being extra careful!

Situation B:

DownzoRr lor... Slipped and prrreeeeert.. and it was embarassing pun neeh. Haha! I felt funny myself pun but Kah Whai hmmm.. dunno! Din get to capture his expression.. Haha! Kept reminding ppl to not step on leaves but I myself did.. How noob could that be?? :P

Hence this emerged...

Skin kinda scrapped off a little.. Haha!

I was trying to get away from my mum, trying not to let her see this but could not. It was too obvious. Lols! But at least this was better looking than before I washed with the water. Because rain water was dripping and it makes the blood streamed down from my knees to my ankle level and that was gross, for a while. Haha! The last time I got this, that would be when I was 6 years old. Haha!

Thanks to Ah Chin, my brother's gf whom is a nurse! I got bandaged!!!

this can look pretty cool when I'm wearing a skirt or shorts :)

So that was basically my bad experience urmm for the first time in hiking. I guess, I learnt a few lessons lor:-

Make sure the next time, I..
a) Get enough sleep the night before
b) Not to have a heavy breakfast an hour before
c) Not to challenge the dried leaves.. WEAR A LONG PANTS!

That's all for today. God bless me, I'm home, safe and sound. Haha! Thanks for very patient friends and.. sorry for being potong! Haha!! I'll be more mentally prepared for the next round. It doesn't begin nor end here. Haha!

Oh yea! Thanks to Zhi Xiang for being my P.A, lols.. "Zhi Xiang, chui! Zhi Xiang chui!" Lols... And Hock ermsS.. apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur ROCKS! HAHA!

Just One Paper and For A Name

So everyone knows, I failed my local university application. Am I stupid or what??? I don't think so :) I certainly didn't foresee the power of Mathematics, baahhh... not just any general Mathematics for God sake. It's Pure Mathematics you call it in English, Matematik Tulen in Malay... Whatever it's called in Chinese I don't give a shit but I definitely TULAN SUAN SOOK now :)

I can't agree more when people say in general, that everyone needs to obtain at least a Bachelor's Degree. Of cuz I want it too la. Degree wor.. So in and yeah neeh. I get to wear the.. the.. erm.. shit, what's that called. Erm.. haiya that square hat with dangling threads and not to miss out the graduation robes (Hock, not gown k :P) Nowadays everyone has a degree in something something and obviously I also want to chan yit lau la~ Besides wanna chan yit lau, I have no other words to describe my purpose :) I just want to have it because everyone has it thats all.

hanna.. this one la.. the square hat I meant!

Just like anything in this world, everything has got a price. No exception for education nowadays. It can be bought. You have money, go private la, so easy nia. Still a Degree what.. better some more :) But wouldn't it be nice that if get to go local university, everything just costs cheaper!!! So fun, extra money can be used to chok kuai some more! But then for someone like me, whom parents don't seem to sediakan any penabungan for education and at the same time I'm not academically qualified for a scholarship yet local university doesn't want me. Lolz! Life can be really... exciting pun la :P

p/s: I don't give 2 shits about local university but sadly, aihz.. my mum does. She has her reasons for it. It's really my bad for obtaining such inadequate results. A-, B, C+ and F for Maths. All rise~ (Kimora's style) *applause* Damn it!

I don't know. It's a major issue for my mum that I didn't get to the local university seriously. It's like "Lu cham liao, hami pun beh cho liao lu".. What the heck? A degree is obviously important, I never deny but then, why is there pressure if I can't get local? Ting! Financial concern :) When it comes to this matter, it's not my bad anymore right. I can't possibly sell myself away right just to raise fund for education.. erm, I bet there's no value too. Hahaha. I'm not meh san sin loh pak pei. And I don't quite feel like burdening my siblings for my education even though my bro offers. Back then, they worked hard. I can't be sitting down waiting to be fed. That time, no one fed them and they are doing quite fine right now :)

To most parents I see, I think they find it perfectly normal for their kids to graduate from private university so long the course is good and the degree is recognised.

Part of the reason my mum's thinking this way could be, my siblings didn't get to go university due to erm.. financial problems back then and they took shorter ways to career that my mum takes me as the last seed of hope and screw myself, I didn't get it despite I'm the one who showed better results than my siblings all this while. I do really feel very sorry for her actually. I know I'm a huge disappointment and a disgrace or whatever in the family. But what can I do...

She's constantly comparing me with her friend's daughter, whom got UUM for some kinda economic studies and also my cousin who everybody in my family got a shock of their life that she got a place in UUM despite her... erm attitude and results :) Then my pathetic news break thru and travel across the bridge to my relatives that I get nothing. WhoaaAaa! Mum's constantly asking me what have I done??? Sometimes I just wish to answer that, yeah.. I'm stupid. Yeah, I'm bad. Yeah, I'm not fit. That's why not accepted. End of story. But the story never ends....

She's asking me why am I so picky about the choices of course. Want this and want that but hell.. I'm not even offered anything by the local university :P You know it will definitely feel better if you reject some noob course offered than get nothing at all you know?? I know it sounds pathetic. Not that I want a placing so badly but then my mum does! I feel so helpless now :S Personally to me, it's just a paper named Degree and a name called Tua Hup Seng. Anyone who wants to blend into the society these days, thou shall obtain at least a degree :) A degree definitely opens many doors. But pien pien the course I want to pursue don't offer up to degree standard. Even if it does, like fashion designing.. costs a bomb! And mum keeps reminding me there's no future. God, who knows what is awaiting in the future. But drop that first, passion and interest can wait right :) I need not necessarily make it my prime career :) Passion and interest not career. Hmm..

shit, seems like all the doors are closed for me...

I admit I failed her. Lolz. Am I the only one with this weird problem? I do really feel sorry for failing her but not quite to myself for not being accepted. Haha! I'm quite okay actually :P My brother has been telling me it doesn't matter at all, seriously it does not. Actually this problem is no problem to most of you guys who have a pair of up to date and supportive parents ler seriously. It's just mine that's a bit... no comments. Lolz!

But I just feel... sad for my mum. Because I love her and I hate myself for this whole thing now. You know if I were really accepted (which did not happen obviously), I don't really mind to invest 3 years doing something that least interest me in the local university, (don't say la what forestry or agricultural course cuz that's unacceptable.. Haha!) So long it makes her proud and happy in her own world then I seriously don't mind at all (But of cuz I'll complain abit abit here and there la, normal apa :P) Aihz, lets not say anything la, din get means did get. Omong-omong kosong sahaja. I'm just not fit and good enough to secure a place, what more to comment. Sighs* Wo cai bu si han ne ke shi wo ma da... (Shao Qi's style) :P

And by the way, you wont believe what I found while emoing-ly surfing through the internet about Degrees in Education. It's erm.. just a website promoting their "hardcore" services. Lolz!! What kinda service? Nah la. Not kinky one dun get too excited :P It's just them selling their CUSTOM MADE FAKE DIPLOMAS, FAKE COLLEGE DEGREES AND TRANSCRIPT :P No wonder everyone's a graduate now. Haha! I seriously think this website should be banned yet I appreciate its openness.

Check it out, yo yo!
http://images.google.com.my/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nd-center.com/fake%2520university%2520degree.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nd-center.com/&h=2550&w=3300&sz=675&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=Q4Bi7betlSsC6M:&tbnh=116&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddegree%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den

What do you think of my choice of design and layout???

Cheers! Kan Pei!! Yam Seng!!!

A 2 Minutes, 3 Paragraphs and 2 Pictures Blogpost

One simple question before I go any further. What is the definition of a blog to most of you guys?(when I say guys, I mean girls included in it as well) Is it a personal dairy.. oops! I mean personal diary that you guys think that no one stands the right to react or give some feedbacks to the post that insults them just because the blogger chooses to label her blog as personal diary??

Isn't a personal diary something only that the owner can access to it??? So, when something is posted up in the website where any Tom, Dick or Harry can access to it to see how the owner insults other people with ugly terms, does this resemble a personal diary to anyone of you now???

Well, obviously she can write up on anything she likes in her blog, if she has to when feeling
ulti-angry. Fine, fine... But then after the mess is up and already make known, she can't be expecting boot licking compliments right??? It seems like she has never learnt the fact that others have the right to defend and react towards the matter especially when they are feeling heated up too. Well, seems like she will never learn for sure after seeing her posting up a lousy disclaimer in her blog again :)

Just like a saying that goes.... A Leopard Will Never Change Its Spots!

grRRRrrrr.....

Acting all hardcore behind those keyboards and window screen but when you bumped into her in real life or even in the pictures.. she smiles so sweet like this....

Yeah, she's sweet. Why not?? :)

Last but not least, RESPEST MY DAIRY!!!!!!!!

Get Wiggly

Hi-i~ I am back! :P Feeling all new and emo free (for temporary I think) ;) -touch my bodyy~~ Nope, don't touch me... touch Mariah Carey's :P

"Boy you can put me on you

Like a brand new white tee

I'll hug your body tighter

Than my favorite jeans"

wWooooOOOOaaAaaaaaaaaaHHHH....!!!!!

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.....~

LOL! Yea, I must admit that this song is cukup bimbo and she's also superbly HIAO in the MV but I must also admit that, her body is... phooooh...~ KILLING THE GUYS TENDERLY... ANyways, I like the song ;)

Okay, once again I deviate from the main topic. Hahahhaa! This post is supposed to be about Getting Wiggly hor not about getting more booby :P

ALright, 1st question first.. How many of you think that you are okay with wig?? Well, be it someone wearing it or for yourself to wear it?

To me, I don't quite sampai hati to spend on such thing ler.. cuz I'm quite happy with my own hair :P Hey, it's not cheap you know... How did I know? Cuz my sis bought one and it cost bout MYR200 and it's just very very very basic only hor... Black and boring, with no curls nor wave. Just like.. errr... how do I describe it... Lets see...

NAH!!!!!!! NOT THIS...!!!! :S

But something like this lerrr.....

Look who's that sundooooo??? :D

But nothing can be more sundooo than this..!!!!

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

But then the good thing about thiss wig is.. it can be restyled~ WoooOooT?

:P and yeah~ that's my noob bro.. Hahaha..

But then, no one is prettier than my uncle.... Hahaha!

don't you guys think he looks like Chibi Maruko??? :P

Hehehehehe.... How's that? Do you like wigs nowwW?? Well, I still don't! :P When I first saw my sis in that I was like.. WhoooW.. what' happen??? When she took off I was like.. PhewwW~ OUuuuU!! I'd forgotten to include one more shot!!! How can I miss out him one NEEEHhhh~

TADAAA!!!!

how do you like it??? Heee! Looking like a monster now.. :P

Alright! That's so much of noobshit this time around for this post. Random again, huh? Hee! But then I think I'd have plenty of time from now onwards to update my blog more often than ever! Hee!! Oh yea, by the way my mum has agreed to let me join the dance class.. Hahahaha! Din expect that I did not have to persuade this time, tiada batu penghalang kali ini~

Well, you guys must be thinking that I'm crazy rite? Hee! But then, the reason is just I want to try something new in my life. I'm 20 now and next year I'm already 21.. and I think if I don't start to welcome something new and vibrant in this life, I'd probably regret when I'm 50 years old (sudah pun menopause dan lau kok kok) and turn behind to realise that I've wasted my youth :P Well, it's a little bit late to start but then... lets try :) ANyone interested pleaaSee drop me a message and lets do it together!!!! I've found a centre :P Yaya PapaYa no More~

LAst But NOt LeaSt....

Zhi Xiang....... this is specially dedicated to you!

FETISH!!!