Walking In The Shoes Of Girls

WeeeHooo~!! Happy HoLIdaYz everybody!!! This is indeed the very last school holidays for the Upper 6s species, right? After STPM, the chapter of our schooling life will come to an end and boop, the END of our Book of School. Coming up would be several new books to be authored but I'm sure none of them would sound as interesting as the days we had in school, as a carefree teenager.

Okay, this particular entry of mine this time has got nothing that concerns about anyone but, I just feel like blogging it at my own pleasure :D It's all about Walking In The Shoes Of Girls. It can be quite sensitive though, if one isn't open enough.

A killer stiletto by Manolo Blahnik.
Fancy to have a walk or two in this pretty pair of stilettos??

While I was clearing up my study desk early this morning, I saw this book being sandwiched between my Chemistry and Biology Text Book, that I've yet returned it to its owner. Honestly, I've never touched a single line of it yet after one full year. I felt so tempted to uncover its contents so I threw myself on the bed and started combing through the pages.

Life on Mars: A man's sense of self is defined through his availability to achieve results.
Life on Venus: A woman's sense of self is defined through her feelings and the quality of her relationship.
Alright, so Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, then where are Ah Gua(ssSss) from??? :P

MYTH and FACT

So they say that all the cooking and kitchen stuff should be reserved for only WOMEN, but why MOST reputable chefs ARE MEN?

So they say that WOMEN love to make-do their hair, but why are MOST top creative hair designers are MEN?? Seriously, when you visit a salon, the GIRLS are often being positioned as SHAMPOO GIRLS.

So the WOMEN love to wear high heels & super high stilettos but guess what, the world class top shoe designers go to the MEN again... Jimmy Choo & Manolo Blahnik.

I've been a girl for 19 years and 8 months and 14 days, and honestly, life's truly a roller coaster. Our mood is ever so unpredictable and it's always NOT OUR FAULT, blame the hormones! Should you think that it's just as easy as ABC to get to understand girls through a book, then let me just confirm the answer with you, IT'S NOT. It's best to observe and hear directly from them, what a girl wants.

Okay, what makes US girls so different, unusual, atypical, peculiar, special, strange or whatever vocabulary that might be flashing across your mind now that describes about GIRLS. To the boys, the most obvious contrast would be :

But, it's one HEAVEN MORE THAN JUST THAT.

First Rule : THE PERIODIC TABLE

Not the periodic table as in the one in Chemistry:

Does this look too easy for you now???

But, what I meant is this Periodic Table below:

Have any idea on how to interprete this???

This calender is specially customized for girls and it depicts more than just simple messages of when a girl is expecting to menstruate or their mood & temper to flaunt during PMS, it too, signals the kesuburan tanih. Better be familiar with it if you don't want an unexpected Happy Birthday To You..~

I remember there was once, Chee Keong raised a very queer question that sounded somewhat humourous at the same time. Typical boy...

Chee Keong: Does it feel painful to bleed like this?

Well, there are some girls that feel a little awkward sensation while there are some girls that don't, at all. There are some who suffered from serious abdominal cramps and neh neh soreness while some who would just go hoping and skipping around without feeling affected, at all.

A trusted brand of pek loti...KOTEX!
KOTEX's, WHISPER's or even SOFY's pek loti(s) have got wings..

..but NOT..

GARDENIA

There was once a short man had a confusion between those sanitary pad brands and noob-ingly asked,
"Eh, Gardenia got wings one meh??!!"
!!!

Second Rule: BEAUTY UNEXPOSED

~ mmm~

Nowadays, lingeries are so damn expensive. What I meant is, those with qualities and not from the pasar malam that goes: 5 helai 20 ringgit but reliable brands like Triumph and Wacoal that tag hundreds for their masterpieces. These are premium and pioneer brands.

Freshmate: Aren't all bras just the same?? Why so choosy?? No one's gonna see what's underneath right?
"THAT'S RIGHT!"

It's true that no one's gonna really see what's on the inside, whether you're wearing lace or coconut shell or even nothing at all?? But what matters actually is the comfortability and a sense of security, especially for the credits of those with fuller and brigther spotlights :P It's never a wasteful investment to opt for really good ones as they will really hold you into shape. My mum said that, if you wear those without sufficient support, your assets will grow out of shape someday. Papayas? Mangos? Coconuts? Sambal eggy? :P

I agree totally with Siew Lay, there are a lot of girls who actually don't really aware of their right sizes. When hunting for a bra, it isn't just that easy as to tell the sales girl, "Hey, give me an A or F cup." Ok, so she gets you the right size but not the right length, so she got you the right length and the size doesn't really hug you that comfortably. Grrrr.... It ain't easy. Nothing is perfectly balanced and symmetrical in our body, one side can be bigger than the other, a matter of a lot or a little :D

Only the models are....

PERFECT.

Third Rule: GET CAKE-Y

These days, make-up is an art/skill that every girl should acquire. Obviously, one has to be aware of what suits her best and what IS NOT. Too much can be disastrous. You wouldn't want to look like a drama mama or a delicious Tiramisu cake, would you?? Maybe by using a spoon to scrape off the make up is more efficient that using make-up remover.

tell me what's ur flavour.. *DrAma MaMa cake*

Make-up remover suitable for thick cake-up!

Smoky eyes look superb, BUT NOT ON EVERYONE. You have kids nowadays that try to create that effect and FAILED TERRIBLY. It either looks like their mascara has melted or bruised eyes. Wei Lian, I know you got that picture clearly right? :P

I don't deny the fact that I love playing with make-up, but for your info, I'm just a noobshit beginner. So, my skills are quite limited but thank God, but it's good in a way that I dare not attempt any extravaganza look :P So, it's always plain boring. My sister had told me that, it's not a waste to invest on expensive cosmetics cuz, besides a more pleasant finish, it too, brings least damage to your skin. The fact that, no matter what kinda great and reliable cosmetic you use, COSMETICS ALL DAMAGE YOUR SKIN. So, the lesser the better. You wouldn't want ur facial skin to look like tree bark after some time, would you?

Tools for a noobshit beginner.

Tips: Cleanse your brushes often if you don't want your face to berkulat. *Dusty bacterias* It's good to store them in a brush pouch.

Fourth Rule: SHOP TILL YOU DROP

Okay, girls never get enough of shopping. We declare our very own Chinese New Year and Sale season, which is, ALL YEAR ROUND. But guys nowadays are at equal as us when it comes to shopping, very VERY metrosexual. Don't be surprise to see guys at SK II counter or even, some with shaved brows ^_^ and waxed legs. Serious!

So this is my empty wardrobe...

There are plenty more "orbitals" to be filled.. :P

But I'm growing fatter and fatter as the days gone by, and it's depressing there are lotsa of them that I can't fit into anymore :P Is that an excuse for another shopping galore? My mum complains that I'm fat, my brother responded CHAI TIOK HO when I told him my tummy gets rounder and Haresh(R.S) saying, "Bye Bye Fatty" before he stepped into the custom checkpoint. And even, somebody dropped me a comment in Friendster, saying I grew FATTER. ISHK.. ARGHHH....

I MUST LOSE SOME WEIGHT DURING THIS HOLIDAYS. I MUST, I SHALL, I HAVE TO... i'll try.. :P

Maybe I can try this pose for Key CarLow Xeeong after I lose 5 kgs...

155 cm version of Megan Fox sounds good?
man bu chuo ba?? LOL!

Fifth Rule: BOYS WE LIKE

Okay, this rule may not be accurately applied to all girls but at least, I know it does to many of my cool girlfriends and also MYSELF :P But not for Ai Phing :)

..SPORTSMEN ARE SEXY..

I love to watch Badminton Tournament but to be honest, I suck in this sports though I love to play. But at least I tried, right? :P And I know how to chiak Huo Kit's bak. Thriumph in the court :P That's what you call am kong.

My all time favourite badminton player, Lin Dan.

Does this pose reminds you of the trigonal planar shape from Chemistry?
By the way, his abs are HOT.
And he's got skills, not a badminton player by name okie!

Okay, I don't play football at all but I love football, ONLY certain clubs and players especially Spanish :P I used to be a fan of Real Madrid cuz I was deeply in love with Raul Gonzales. Then his prestasi suddenly menjunam, I had no choice but deviated to Reyes which was previously from Arsenal but then sold back to his country club: Real Madrid. Suddenly, Kaka came into place...

Siew Lay, this one is specially for you... :P

Hot ka beh si....
I've changed my mind about Brazilian footballers :P

What do we mean when we say that a guy looks simply irresistable, HOT and SEXY?

We definitely don't mean this at all...

We don't fancy being suffocated when hugging, AT ALL!
When we utter, GREAT BODY, it doesn't mean having bulges of muscles like this..AT ALL!

What we mean is this...

He's Daniel Wu, not Kah Sing ay.. :P
*my heart is skips a bit*
LOL!

And you have Wai Yan, Wei Lian and Mine ALL TIME FAVOURITE...

100% Grade A

Last Rule : YES NO, MAYBE, WE DON'T KNOW~

When we girls say No, does it really mean No? Sometimes Yes, sometimes No. So, Yes or No? No one knows, only we know :D

If you interview 9 out of 10 girls, they'll tell you that FLOWERS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY. Might as well give us more $$ to shop or shower us with diamond platinum.

Diamonds are every girl's bestfriends..

Girl: Darl darl~ Look at this ring, it's the latest leh, nice hor??
Boy (sweating): Nice nice.. You like it is it? I buy for you loh..
Girl (over the moon but shy shy at the same time): Oh, no laa.. Just think that it's nice nia lor. So expensive, RM9,999 arr (only :P) No need laa..
Boy (pheeew..lucky me): Okay laaa, lets go then..(zhao zhao..the faster, the better)
Girl: *&$#&%%^$#^*(am dui!!!)

But deep down inside our hearts, when we see a bouquet of flowers being presented before us, we go "Awww...so sweet...." Some of you may oppose this old school of thought but I find that flowers mean something to me, obviously I don't mean everytime couples go for a date or rendezvous must have flowers, okay. Anyone would get sick of that :P What I mean is really, really and really special occasion. That would be sweet like chocolate. Okay, chocolate is a must for Wei Lian. ngek ngek*

But 1 thing for sure,
flowers smell really AWFUL..
buek >.<

Okay that's so little so much so about girls. This post of mine takes more than a day to be completed. Topic and opinions especially regarding girls, are very subjective. Hee! So now you know, what are the WOMEN FROM PLANET EARTH is like... :P