Fuck.Face@fuckplace.com

Well, before I go any further in this post, maybe it's good for me to hint you guys that this particular blogpost of mine is going to be filled with lots and lots and lotsa VULGARITIES!!! Please forgive me as... conceal my emotions, no longer I can.

Picture something hot like this...

...and you're in the right track as Choya!

I bet most of you must be wondering how did Choya cope with her so-called "DREAM JOB" in the Mahligai Emas with her so-thought "EYE CANDY". Well, have your wild minds all flushed down in the toilet bowl darlingsssss... This is exactly the condition I am in....

I am not bullshitting you!

Well, ever since the secretary had left, I'm starting to take over bit by bit of alot of stuff and I can actually come right close-up to your face and tell you that it's with....... IMPROPER GUIDANCE. Can you imagine that there's no one exactly there to sit down and teach you something but then you have to go all your way out there and solve something via trial and error method. It's like as if I'm hired as an experienced person with just MYR800 and expect to know what I am doing which most of the time, I still don't know what I am doing. KNN!!!

At first, I was told that my job is just solely focused on documentations. Then came about being at the frontline which means in charge of picking up all the call-in(s) and some walk-in(s) too and next I realise that I'm doing things in which the secretary was previously doing. Eh HALOOOOO~ It's like... forget it.. it's exactly like how you think it is. Pain in the arse! I only have a pair of hands with a total of 10 fingers and how am I supposed to do so much at this stage where I'm still learning and for GOD SAKE without any organised system.

It's just like today I had to rush out a few applications due for submission next week and I was assigned to call the JPN (which they don't like answering calls) for some kinda approval letter shit. It was a hectic time for me as it was the first time I'm dealing with so many alienatic documents for application and I have to ask each and everytime before I'm certain of doing something. And at the same time I'm expected to pick-up all the call in(s) and supposed to assist anyone in query. It has only been 3 weeks and it seems like I should have known all the things like I'd worked for 3 decades. And there came a split fucked up personality story that "made" my day~

*ring ring*
Choya: Afternoon, Aubully~
Anon9999: Hello, may I speak to Mattell Siao?
Choya: Sorry, wrro.. Erm sorry, who you are looking for again?
Anon9999: Mattell Siao, Miss.

(Who the hell is that? Could it be the ex-staff here? Or who??? Shall I say wrong number or look for referrals?? Better ask the big boss..)

He kept saying press the hold button but there are SOOOO MANY buttons for GOD SAKE.
Well, as I said, I wasn't taught how to transfer calls via the intercom the secretary was in charged of so I just pressed down the speaker with my palms and...

Choya: VMag, someone's looking for Mattell Siao. May I know there's such person? Err..Could it be your wife?
VMag: Ohhh, yes.
(then came the big boss and answered the phone, chat chat chat)

The next horrifying thing I knew after VMag hung up with Anon9999 was, Michelle Se.. OOOPs.. I mean Choon Pe.. OoooPs I mean big boss's wife.. err I mean someone called from Citibank.. Wait, don't get confused.. They mean the same person, THE FUCKFACE! The very thing that the big boss did after putting down the phone with the FUCKFACE was, a message from FUCKFACE indicating that I simply revealed too much of the company stuff to customers. I din get that at first but then he said I shouldn't have told people that Mattell Siao was his wife. Eh HARLOOOO... How am I supposed to know who AH KAU and AH TU'S great grandmother is? And I'm just going to ask whatever I feel I'm in doubt. What's the thrill of denying that? And by the way, it was him that answered that call from Anon9999 and he should have said that, "It's not my wife, just a random chick dude." FUCKFACE claimed that this ll bring threat to the company. So, she means letting people know that she's the wife of the director will bring the company down? Good reason to explain a split personality disease :) I feel it's more to like she wants to pan sook lui and sell herself hard to get customers? What a cheap thrill.. I really don't know how to deny a marital status.. perhaps only she can... What kinda tactic of business is this? This reminds me of some kinda night club scenario though :D Married? tan hoi la lei... So not professional after all........................

customer ah..lai lai lai...

How am I supposed to know that they are so private and confidential when it comes to this issue? Since the day I started work there, I'd been listening him telling people that his wife doing this and his wife doing that and I supposed that they are those decent corporate world people but keparat rupa-rupanya. There was an incident back then when someone who was looking for VMag but when I told them VMag will not be available for the whole week because he's in Medan, Peperangan. Next thing I knew was a bottle of Chlorox being poured on my body by FUCKYBITCH again because I'm not supposed to tell people the actual things that are potentially company destructive. Err, yea.. that include they had Scramble Egg in the morning and Lobster for dinner. Stupid aint it? It's something as ridiculous as people asking me, who's your boss and I get a spank later :P Well, I think they should really print out a manual of the DOs and DON'Ts for us when attending to customers or else, don't put an innocent girl at the frontline by all means :) IT'S COMPANY DESTRUCTIVE. One with split personality is definitely perfect!

Well, I was looking around for jobs everywhere and being accepted and god knows why I finally ended up being here in a ridiculous place. Bah kata pepatah orang Cina, "kui jit keng keng keng, au boi keng tiok chi leh chau geng geng" :S

nah!

chau geng geng!!!!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

I'm glad tomoro is Saturday!!! And to be really honest, no doubt how bad I feel or rather how harsh has my day been... but when I think of my warm family and a bunch of really good buddies I have with me, all these don't matter after all. I live for those who mean dearly to me and not a walking shadow of MYR800. Like whatever~~ I can pay them an extra ringgit permonth just to wash my car but... definitely not anytime soon! HAHAHA!!!!

Yesterday Once More

Well, I'm sure some of you had once "heng" this song before (current song in my blog) *cough cough* ahem, right Nocky? LOL... I know it's not some kinda latest song and selling like hot cake in the market right now, but then it does bring back alot of sweet memories of those days I had in Form 6, particularly.... B.O.L OC

I do really miss Form 6, I really do...


The old memories came thunder rumbling into my mind early this afternoon, while I was driving home from my half-day work and my GAWD, the weather was extremelyhot9999... Haha! Add this person extremelyhot9999@hotmail.com and he'll show you what's hot, man~ LOL! Well, then I realised that the air-cond was not entirely directed to me so my fingers started to adjust them frantically as I had to shift the gear at the same time and I went BOOOOOOONNNNNNNG! Nope, not an accident but I ter-press the on button of the CD player and the song played, and as I sing along with this song, memories of B.O.L OC came back into my mind like it was just yesterday it happened.


Well, you may ask why this song is such an impact in me but I guess not much people realise that tears were welling in my eyes during the last day of OC when we sing along this song in the main hall. And when I read all those affirmation messages, I really could not hold back any longer and was still all emo when I reached home. Well, I can't explain myself at all... :) Days of Form 6 were really magical and despite being pawned mercilessly by STPM, if I were to be given another chance again, I'd still choose to go to Form 6 without a second thought.

I still remember the endless lunches after school where we'd sit down and talked in the Angel for hours or maybe staying up till late in the workroom to hoi wui especially those times when we were busily organizing OC.. when I close my eyes now, I can still hear the laughter of everyone and remember the places we usually would sit and not to forget the bells during recess. Life now and then is just so different. Working life is nothing comparable to those days in school I can now reassure you guys and it's not a bullshit unless for party kakis that only care about clubbing all night long :P

Then suddenly, I feel like watching all those videos of OC again. They are still nice as though I just watch it the very first time. And it still touches my heart deeply :) Form 6, the road that I'm glad I once walked through and still that word, I'm always proud to be part of B.O.L and to
Mr. Ong, thanks once again for making everything so special for us. I finally come to realise what they mean by- St. Xaviers, a school of touching hearts.

Indah Khabar Daripada Rupa

Well, it has been already 2 weeks that I'm going to and fro from 23rd Floor, Menara Northam and repeating morning/afternoon- Aubella~ for countless times and do I really enjoy this job?

Well one sentence, INDAH KHABAR DARIPADA RUPA...

Well, I really hate the location of the working place as there are really limited parking spaces over there and on top of everything, the workload is really, really, really X 100times TOUGH! It's like there are just too many things that needed to be mastered in a short time and I regret to say, there isn't any proper guiding. Like, I should have known all these like I'd done this for the 20 years. Ms. Tan rushed all procedures and documentation procedures to me and she had suddenly resigned yesterday and leaving both of us, Desmond and I the ultimate newbies in the company while Vincent is in outstation. It's like we have no choice but to just shoot our way to any form of difficulties with our little knowledge.

David started telling me about his new office in Sabah which I have no idea what are Surat Kuasa nor any 49, 22.. or whatever forms. Professor's hanging in the air case which I have vast knowledge about is being past over to me (RB2 Forms, FD account) and neverending car pricelist. I left out miscellaneous questions from the customers. Immigration, embassy + bla bla bla... that's exactly the status of me. Well, take it as a challenge I keep reminding myself. I hope I won't get sick of the job as I have a 6 months contract there~
Social Visit Pass, Multiple Entry Visa, Journey Performed Visa keep haunting me at night~ What are those? It's confusing...........................................

It's crazy.....................and I'm going crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday Night Fever

HarloooooooOOOOO..... I'm finally back online after weeks being disconnected from the world out there. Not cuz I've turned into a workaholic but, cuz of the screwed up streamyx connection!
Wanted to update a blogpost of my birthday althou there were no pictures but I think most of the highlights are unable to be described through pictures, yeah those surprises I mean. They are all stored in the memory cells in the brain :)

Anyhow, I just missed blogging alot so now, let me do some review and bring the flashbacks of 5th January 2008 back alive to you guys. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the roller coaster.........*whhhhhhoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!*

---5th January 2008---

Well I woke up in the morning feeling a little bit dreaded to work though it was just half day. To be honest, the first few days of work was really boring. There were just too much to learn and too little for me to do. It was like I was being thrown piles and piles of files to read and read without actually knowing what those things were all about. I did not really have much to do too and it was really dead boring~ But it's better now-definitely.

Back to my story, yea so I wasn't aware of that Saturday is actually a casual day which means, we don't need to get so dressed up on Saturday since the 4 hours are just going to be invested on a casual meeting, that's all and yea, I indeed overdressed for Saturday. Hhaha.. Which then made Vincent somewhat curious and then he said, "Well, I can see that you are wearing so nice today," (cheeky smile). Then I was like, "Yea, today is my birthday"... Hahahaha! Good reason?
The unexpected response came about. "Oh, I see! Well okay, lets go for lunch today-my treat" Hahaha...

So after the 3 hours of meeting (basically only Vincent the one who was talking all the time), we went to Honolulu for lunch and met up with Choon Peng, Vincent's wife and then just had a small pre-birthday celebration that's all. Talked about various topics ranging from A-Z and then I was off to go get all the stuff needed for tonight's fiesta!!!

Well, Kah Whai turned up the earliest and offered to help in the cooking. Thanks friend, for slicing some cucumber and crabstick... Hahahaha! Well, my cola chicken was a failure cuz actually I shud have boiled it for 2 hours instead of just 45 minutes.. LOL! While I was happily preparing the not-so-nice food, suddenly I received a potong steam call from Apong saying that he couldn't come cuz he had to rush to Butterworth to get some of his work amended. So no comments le, takkan la force people to come my birthday. LOL! And Wai Yan was being striked off from the list as well~

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a prank :0

While we were happily enjoying the food and talking bout crazy stuff, suddenly I received a call from a policeman from a police station in Patani Road claiming that I had gotten 5 summons and I was requested to go the police station to settle the RM500 bills. I was like NAN YA DEII~~
Where the hell is Patani Road I asked, it's in Burmah Road the police then said. Fine, Patani Road in Burmah Road? Hahahaha.. I started to smell something fishy but then I was really out of idea who was that potong steam dude... and it was none other than....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. ONG KEE SIONG!!!!!!!

Hahahaha.. great surprises! Thou it was just a simple birthday celebration but I did really feel happy and it was exactly how I expected it, warm and cosy. We just sat around talking, then playing some PS games where Huo Kit kept boasting his bird... LOL in the Smackdown I mean!

But then there were really a lot of food and all of us were really bloated by 12 a.m. Struggling with the cakes as well! LOL!! All started to get nauseous by the end of the day. Hahaha.. After 12 was some kinda reflection in Choya's bedroom and it ended at about 3 a.m :) Yerp, I dozed off fast as soon as they left for home. Not to forget, my RM100 Crabtree & Evelyn's Gift Voucher that I've yet to redeemed my presentssss.. SHall update you guys sooooon!!!!

Thanks guys for making my Birthday a wondrous one :) Yerp Yerp, there were no pictures taken cuz we were so engrossed in the food and happy time... Hahahaha

----End---

Well then came a week later, it was Saturday again... Yerp, I mean last night exactly :) To be honest, now I finally understand the term SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!!! After a 5 and a half days of work, some time-out is definitely needed!!!!!! I was almost driven crazy and an emotional breakdown (maybe not that serious) Haha! But last night was really a good stress free night after a week of hard work. Kah Whai, Siew Lay, Zhi Xiang and I went out for a movie, House~~ (seram.....seramnya) and then met up with Ai Phing for supper in Gurney Hawker after that. Well, it suddenly rained.. at least better after we had done with our meals but too bad for Zhi Xiang~ hahaha.. No jodoh with Curry Mee~

The venue was again, Choya's house but this time, we had a different activity. Instead of gossiping, we diverted to playing Monopoly and Siew Lay and I were being pawned mercilessly! BY MAYFAIR AND CONVENTRY STREET!!!! Hahahahaha..... But Siew Lay's state was more devastating than mine. Hahahhaha..... So, played till 3 a.m and then all were rushing to go home.

Well another great Saturday had gone and tomorrow is a new beginning again for the 3rd week of January.... Well, now I truly understand this statement, nothing is comparable to the days of schooling. Working is really a pain in the ass......... Or maybe I haven't gotten the tempo yet. Hopefully soon.... :) Okay.. that's all for tonight and I promise there'll be more pictured blogpost soon.... See you!!!

The End

Well, finally.... I've come to an end of job seeking. I'm happy Aubella finally decides to offer me an employment and I'm also happy that I will be starting my work soon, Thursday! I'm like dead bored at home now with nothing to do. Basically online 24/7! Hee....

Anyway, today's interview was a success. As proposed by Vincent, I'll be working in a team with another guy from Chung Ling where he's also a fresh graduate from F6. Yayz.. I got a friend! :P The reason why both of us are being teamed up is because I don't know Chinese that well and he'll cover that for me and also I guess, he's better at computer than me. So basically I think I'd most probably be doing more paperwork than him or maybe answering more calls. LOL! But then the main aim of our team is to cover as much sales as possible (which Vincent says he doubts there'll be any within this 3 months- but try :D) LOL! Then our commission will be split into half.

There were probably 2 noobshits I'd done today. One is where Vincent had asked me to write my Chinese name and I was like. Nan ya dei~ My written Chinese is worse that being termed POOR, NIL perhaps. LOL! So I started to scribble some ancient strokes where Vincent didn't really get it. LOL! So he rewrite after several doubts. The next noobshit was, when I tried to get out from his car, I accidentally knocked my head on the door. Hahaha... *ouch* The door was really heavy.. Haha!

So, nothing much. It was just a leisure time getting to know my soon-to-be boss and for him to get to know his young and clueless employee better. Hee.... He even showed us his 4 months old baby girl and well, he seems proud with her but she's really cute. Can see his excitement though... LOL! So, that's so much for today~ I'll be starting work on the 3rd, Thursday! I'm excited, at the same time nervous. All mixed up as 1... Hee! Anyways Noc, thanks for your advise... Hee! Took Aubella :)

Before I forget, I really need to go shopping for my office attire................

Torn Apart

Okay, you see... I'd wandered around for quite some time trying to find a job that really suits me so that I won't feel dreaded to work. Nevermind about the unrelated ones anymore and I finally come close to the conclusion, but still uncertain which one to choose. Both offer equally good deals and on top of all, both of the bosses are unique in their own way where I actually feel I'm really comfortable in working with them. Well, face doesn't really matter a lot here now anymore... Heee.. If that's the case, I know Vincent would definitely be the choice for sure but seriously, BOCS offers great deal too!

Well, you see.. BOCS is actually a computer programming company where if I chose to work here, I have no choice but to swallow down a lot of hardtime learning about computers and technologies which is not a bad thing after all though I know minute stuff about computer! Apart from that, according to Mr. Joe, the customers they are dealing with are not small small companies but then DELL and INTEL so he said, there's not really a room for mistake. Since I'm starting from a very low level, he has to teach me quite alot of stuff and he can only offer me RM 750 including EPF and SOCSO whereby the parking fee is RM 75 permonth! But I can actually park somewhere else that's free though. He said that, he'd only consider my salary review after 3 months and so on. The ultimate merit of choosing BOCS is..... it's actually just in Prima Tanjung and it's like just 3 minutes away to work~... But I have to stay alone in the office most of the time cuz programmers and Mr. Joe himself are always out.

On the other hand, Aubella is really not bad too. In fact, I had wanted that job since I was interviewed but the problem is that Vincent couldn't confirm with me earlier. That was why I went to BOCS in the first place, and just in the noon yesterday after the interview, Aubella called me. I'm excited same time hysterical. Which one???? For Aubella, the job is really challenging I'd say, not just a clerk sit down and do paperwork and all those photocopy stuff but dealing with customers as well. It's mostly customer service I'd say especially dealing with various people of various countries. It's really a challenge itself but I was just saying that, if you're doing something you really like, wouldn't you take the challenge as a positive thing as well??? The thing about Aubella is that it's further down, which is the Northam Tower and 23rd floor high up! The office is a really professional one though~ The ultimate weakness of this job is the parking which I have to pay RM 60 for it which then Vincent said he'll only consider about salary review after 3 months as well. Depending on my performance. I guess he meant that he can sub for the parking fees. Hahaha! Anyway, Aubella's deal is 800 including EPF and SOCSO excluding commission. Hell, you see a clerk that also earns commission, it tells you, the job isn't all about clerical though~ Hee!

So, that's all about my doubt and I only have a day to consider. BOCS needs an answer by tomorrow and by the way I should get ready for my 2nd interview in Aubella. Well, what's with it right? It's New Year!!! But guess Vincent has no time to play... LOL

So, aubella or BOCS. Follow my heart I know but then..... I still don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!